There have been some weird things happening lately. Like all the alleged zombie attacks and people trying to eat each other, or at least pieces of each other. (Can you say EW?) Oh, and let’s not forget ingesting bath salts. Really? Like the world doesn’t have enough illegal hallucinogenic drugs floating around, someone had to find another one?
At first I blamed the full moon. (I strongly believe that some people are affected by the lunar pull. In very strange ways. But that’s a story for another day.) However, long after the moon had waned, I kept hearing about crazy things going on. So I took it upon myself to scourge through the internet to see what I could find.
Admittedly, these may not be as off-the-wall as I’d hoped but they’re at least amusing!
I honestly never thought I would see the day when the CDC had to make an official statement concerning zombies.
CDC to America: There Is No Zombie Apocalypse
(But if it happens, here’s a quick link to survival techniques using feminine products.)
In case zombies aren’t your thing, Extraterrestrials Encouraged To Visit San Diego County Fair.
I guess that’s one way to boost tourism.
Out of all the things to steal, toothpicks? Police: Thief Stole 400K Toothpicks In Georgia
Maybe the culprit knows some survival techniques using toothpicks and is storing up for the coming zombie apocalypse?
Or maybe blood-suckers are more your style? Here’s one for you: ‘Vampire’ bones dug up in Bulgaria
And just when I thought N.J. had given us it’s all with the Reality TV show “Jersey Shore”, it brings us new entertainment. Discover New Jersey’s ‘Bermuda Triangle
I’m sure there are more out there but after I found these, I started wondering if I should board up my windows.
How about you? Know of any odd or weird news to report? Feel free to share it!